Long time, No blog...

But not my fault!
Bad TV has been worse than ever so I've had nothing great to report!
Here's a briefing on all the bad tv I've watched since last posting:
DEGRASSI:
LAST SEASON: OK, guys. What the fuck. You made Ellie almost have sex with Marco???
Did you miss the part where Marco is gay??
I did like the Paige had a run in with the studly new AIDS ridden roommate.
Nice, Degrassi. Nice.
But worst of all... you tried to make Liberty sexy?????
Are you smoking crack writers of degrassi???
Liberty will never be sexy. She will always be the big toothy nerd.
Yep. That's the way it is.
I wasn't going to watch the next season since practically no original cast members are on it but I'm a sucker so I had to give it a go...
Here are my thoughts:
I HATE THE NEW PRINCIPAL!!!
He is ridiculous.
Let's kill him off.
I did enjoy the first episode of Mia being a hot sexy ho-bag and doing that football stud for a modeling job.
Excellent.
I even thought the Jane getting jumped episode was great, but it should have been an epic hour long event of how they deal with it. I was not down with the problem magically going away in 25 minutes.
It could have been way better.
What's a hot piece like Jane doing with Spinner Mason anyway??
SPEAKING OF WHICH---
STUDZ????!!!
What the fuck was up with that?
Glad to see that go.
And almost as bad as Liberty being a sex object now, you made her little brother one too???
NO WAY!!
Unbelievable.
Not attractive.
No thanks!
And the way you cut Darcy out of the show was really weak too...
Kenya????
What the fuck would she be going to Kenya for????
They should have done something clever, like said her family was moving to Cali.

Which brings me to...

90210!!!!

Ok.. This show sucks really bad, But once again I am a sucker and original 90210 is one of my favorite shows ever so I will keep watching.
I loved that Jackie Taylor is still half a junkie, but I thought it was weak that Brenda and Kelly were on for like 3 episodes and then kinda got written off.
But nice to see Kyle from Melrose Place (the latter days) back in some classic teen dramas.
The new girls are annoying. "Annie" AKA the new Brenda AKA Darcy is tops on that annoying chart. Maybe cause I can't get past her being Darcy.
We also got Lori Loughlin from Full House fame playing her mother.
The new Kelly is a pretty good character, as is Silver- though I am extremely dissapointed in no mention of David/Donna.

Speaking of money hungry LA'ers...

I LOVE MONEY:

This show was the worst.
I won't speak of it much except for to say how annoying it was.
And FUCK YOU VH1 for thinking douchebags like "Real" and "Chance" should be having their own shows.
I will leave it at that.
WEAK!!

ROCK OF LOVE CHARM SCHOOL:

I think I'm going to watch this just to be annoyed.
I fucking can't stand Lacey.
Can we just kill her, too?

THANKS!

OK!! That's everything for now,
I swear I will watch more crappy TV and keep posting more now that more bad shit is constantly on..

The new show I'm excited about??
THE NEW CELEBRITY REHAB!!
Go look up the cast.
Amazing.

Your Bad TV Obsessor,
JB