Jackie B's 2008 Review...

Alright! 2008, huh.

Not too impressed.
For example, I started this blog to make a 2008 collection of my favorite crappy tv/film/etc moments.
And look how few posts I was actually able to make!
That's because the world mentioned above was extremely boring this year.
We had a weak year of badly written Degrassi episodes.
90210 is a flop.
Rock of Love Charm School was pretty good, I am especially looking foward to the reunion episode to see if Sharon Osbourne does in fact beat up Megan.
'Cause frankly, that would be sweet.

I am disgusted that we have to end 2008 with even WORSE TV than prior year,
with yet ANOTHER season of "Shot at Love" with hideous twins, rightly named "Ikki", who I see by commercial, because I refuse to actually watch that crap, are "Bisexual Twins". Wow. Good one, MTV.

And another MTV gem I see is coming out called "Bromance"?! Wow. I thought it was a gay dating show. A bunch of dudes competing to be pals with some unknown douchebag. Sounds great. I once again say, Wow.

Movies were a bust this year too!
I love going to the movies!
There was a time when I would go to the movies like twice a week!
This year I probably only went a handful of times.
What's up with that?
All those superhero movies were bullshit. Batman was great in the theatre, but when I watched the DVD I fell asleep.
Why is it so hard to make a good superhero movie?

I demand better flicks and TV in 2009.
I for example am really looking foward to the movie version of "Where the Wild Things Are". It looks pretty fucking awesome. It seems they are using puppets Jim Henson style or some really great costumes (or both) rather than making those god awful cartoons. Or if this is cartoon stuff then hell, this is the best cartoon job yet!


...Pretty neat, huh?

ANYWAY, The end of this year also brought on some sad deaths! 2 Classic sex kittens, Bettie Page (pin up, for you youngsters) and Eartha Kitt (Catwoman) both died this month, which is pretty sad to hear. Both Classics. Sad news.

So that about wraps it up,
2008- Go Fuck Yourself!
Bring on 2009!

Your pal,
Jackie B.

THE RETURN OF MUSCLE ACTION!!

I know, I know. Long time. No bad TV rant.
That's because everything happening with Degrassi has sucked.
Rock of Love 2 sucked.

But now I finally have something to write about..
My 2 favorite shows colliding???

THATS RIGHT!.. DEGRASSI AND 90210 ARE PRACTICALLY ONE!!

Darcy, everyones favorite suicidal, slutty Christian of Degrassi is now leaving ol' Canadia to head to Beverly Hills and be a main character on the new 90210!

I KNOW, RIGHT???

Geez.

Awesome.

And from what I've found out, Kelly Taylor, Donna Martin and possibly even Steve Sanders are going to be regulars on the show!!

This is a happy day for me.
Be sure to expect a recap when it happens/more details as it gets closer.

Your Bad TV Obsessor,
JB

DEGRASSI VS. 90210 (Continued...)

I would also like to point out,
That much like the hilarious situation on 90210 when Kelly's facial burn became an inconveience to the show it started to become just a red spot.. then a smaller red spot.. until it just completely dissapeared like it never happened.
They are totally making this slowly happen with Jimmy's character on Degrassi, as him being in a wheelchair is becoming an inconvenience, he is now learning how to walk.
Only they are adding the extra saucyness of his new crippled love affair. Adorable.
Nothin' says Lovin' like learning to walk together.
Speaking of facial inconveniences,
I recently read in People magazine about Andrea Zuckerman (aka Gabriel whatever the hell her last name is)'s half paralyzed face.
I had no idea, but apparently she is still acting in movies and got injured while doing one of her own stunts and it paralyzed half of her face.
No worries though, 90210 die-hards, reading up on it it's only a temporary injury and she's already better!
I'm sure it's a great flick too, that we will all never see.
Right on!

-Blownaparte

DEGRASSI (TNG)... WHAT THE FUCK???

OK!
Prepare yourself for probably the lamest post I will ever make.
Now, in case you didn't know- I LOVE Degrassi.
Original Degrassi, (Junior High & High) are like, the best shows ever. Other than 90210. duh.
Now, I've been watching Degrassi TNG - which is nothing compared to the original, but, geez! what a turn for ridiculous it's taking!
Last season was really boring. Sure, it had it's funny moments, but overall- Lame!
Super lame. I can't even remember a funny moment that I thought was funny at the time to write about here.
Now this season? What the hell???
1st.. Spinner and Jane.
Cute, but they aren't really going into it like I hoped they would.
I kinda was hoping after getting cancer (as they kinda let you to believe in the commercials) he was going to become a crazy sex addict, drug fiend punk rocker.
But alas.. He's just still Spinner. Only bald.. and with cancer.
And I thought the whole Emma deciding she was going to get naked in front of the whole school was totally ridiculous and I didn't buy it for a second that that character would do something like that.
And OH MY GOD.
MANNY and JAY?!?!!???!!
Who the fuck decided that was a believable situation?
Aside from the fact that I always hated Manny Santos and those bangs should be set on fire, I do not buy at ALL that her and Jay would be bangin'.
I also think the whole Marco has a gambling and money spending problem thing is really gay, (haha, no pun intended)- but I did like how he almost had sex for money. hahaha. They should have made him go through with it and done a whole other continuation episode of Marco falling into prostitution.
But, I did really enjoy the episode I just watched involving D'arcy hitting on Snake, making out with the Lakehurst guy and then threatening to stab her jugular with a scissor. Sweet.
I only wish they would have made her actually jump off the roof at the end.
Because quite frankly, D'arcy and her whole Christian thing is really annoying.
Maybe next episode her 3rd suicide attempt should happen and the character can be written off.
That'd be extra sweet.

Anyway. I hope you've enjoyed the lamest posting ever.
I know I did.
-Blownaparte