What the fuck was up with the last episode of Rock of Love??
Highlights include:
-Drinks thrown at Daisy.
-Heather in general. (she was being a jerk. and it was funny)
And I guess all of this even though it was all so fucking annoying:
-Daisy claims to have not have had sex in the past 2 years before the show. Riiiiiggghhhtt. Girls like her totally don't do it for long periods of time. yep.
-Daisy somewhere as a threat of some sort states during an argument that Oscar DayLa Hoya is her Uncle.
-Daisy brings up she was "friends" with CC Deville for a period of time.. but nothing physical happened.
And after all of this, Bret not only keeps her on the show... But chooses her first!?!?!
What the fuck is up with that?
He's on crack.
And her face should be cracked.
The rest of the episode wasn't so exciting.
I guess that's why they have to keep Daisy- for drama and something to be annoyed at.
I was so excited the first half of the episode when I realized Amber and Jessica looked like mother and daughter.
But alas, "young soul" Jessica went home.
Next weeks episode seems to feature one of the girls getting another fake tattoo. Nice!
Another edition of memorable TV moments with Blownaparte is over.
-BLOWNAPARTE
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Sunday, March 30, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
ROCK OF LOVE 2... THE GATHERING OF THE DOUCHEBAGS
I think my review of this episode is pretty much summed up in the title...
In this episode, Bret Michaels invites the ex-boyfriends of the ladies over.
WOW. Some major dorks and douchebags.
Not that I expected otherwise. I think I might have even been expecting worse.
But hang on..
The Biggest Douche Award goes to....
DAISY'S BOYFRIEND!
Oh my god I wanted to lunge at my TV, and fall into a magical vortex that would bring me to that moment so I could personally punch him in the face.
He was wearing a "I'm bald" Bandana under his hat, much like Bret, and his hat had a fucking "White Trash" patch on it.
WOW.
He's a real winner.
In fact, I think him and Daisy are perfect for eachother.
Actually, (Sorry for the Spoiler if you haven't seen it!) they seem to still be going out anyway. Classy.
Jessica puking and being a dumb drunk girl was pretty funny.
And then there's the return of Heather!
If you don't recall from last season, Heather is the big one who got the fake Bret tattoo on her neck.
My guess is, since she's going to be back for yet another episode- that they are going to do the same thing they did on Flavor of Love with New York.
I think he's going to ask her to compete with the remaining girls.
We'll see Sunday I guess! When the group heads to Vegas (again.) and hopefully goes to see another totally bitchin' Bret show.
And if we're really lucky they will bring back the slide shows from last season..
(Yup.. If you haven't seen it, Last season he showed the girls slideshows of himself on dates. yeeeeah.)
OH! and last but not least.. Meghan. I think everything was pretty funny about Meghan this episode.
She cried when she was drunk about how the boy Bret invited wouldn't date her.
Best of all- When Bret confronted her about it, she said "What? That wasn't me. She must have me confused with somebody else." .... awesome.
And then when she didn't get a clock she didn't leave for like 5 minutes.
Again- Awesome.
This has been another installment of Bad TV with Blownaparte.
Enjoy!
-JB
In this episode, Bret Michaels invites the ex-boyfriends of the ladies over.
WOW. Some major dorks and douchebags.
Not that I expected otherwise. I think I might have even been expecting worse.
But hang on..
The Biggest Douche Award goes to....
DAISY'S BOYFRIEND!
Oh my god I wanted to lunge at my TV, and fall into a magical vortex that would bring me to that moment so I could personally punch him in the face.
He was wearing a "I'm bald" Bandana under his hat, much like Bret, and his hat had a fucking "White Trash" patch on it.
WOW.
He's a real winner.
In fact, I think him and Daisy are perfect for eachother.
Actually, (Sorry for the Spoiler if you haven't seen it!) they seem to still be going out anyway. Classy.
Jessica puking and being a dumb drunk girl was pretty funny.
And then there's the return of Heather!
If you don't recall from last season, Heather is the big one who got the fake Bret tattoo on her neck.
My guess is, since she's going to be back for yet another episode- that they are going to do the same thing they did on Flavor of Love with New York.
I think he's going to ask her to compete with the remaining girls.
We'll see Sunday I guess! When the group heads to Vegas (again.) and hopefully goes to see another totally bitchin' Bret show.
And if we're really lucky they will bring back the slide shows from last season..
(Yup.. If you haven't seen it, Last season he showed the girls slideshows of himself on dates. yeeeeah.)
OH! and last but not least.. Meghan. I think everything was pretty funny about Meghan this episode.
She cried when she was drunk about how the boy Bret invited wouldn't date her.
Best of all- When Bret confronted her about it, she said "What? That wasn't me. She must have me confused with somebody else." .... awesome.
And then when she didn't get a clock she didn't leave for like 5 minutes.
Again- Awesome.
This has been another installment of Bad TV with Blownaparte.
Enjoy!
-JB
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
ROCK OF LOVE 2... The Farewell to Kristy-Joe!
OK! So, I LOVED the first season of Rock of Love.
It was fucking classic. I don't think I've ever seen such an amazing collection of dumb bitches in my life.
At least not since high school.
So I was naturally excited when they announced season 2 was coming..
Until I fucking saw it!
Terrible!
The episodes have been really boring and the girls are a real snore too.
Daisy's plastic surgery makes her look like Freddy Krueger and one of those supercool 90's skateboard Alien decals' lovechild.
Then there was the 2 old ladies (who were actually Bret's age - I'm surprised they made it that far!) (PS on that note-- in the first episode where Bret blatantly lies about his age. Awesome.) who were sooo fucking boring. And not so fun to look at.
And the girl who looked like a rat with the terrible overbite who wore the wig-hiding bandanas, just like Bret. YUCK!
But I kept watching, waiting for an awesome moment..
And along came last night's episode.. WOW!
I laughed pretty much the whole time,
The music videos the girls made were RIDICULOUS! But not any more ridiculous than the new Bret tunes they were for... WOW!
I didn't realize the really lame "let me be your rock of love" intro was more then an intro and an actual SONG!
Holy crap.
It's really insane what people think is good. Because that definitely wasn't.
And all the girls breaking down crying on the steps were pretty funny too.
ANYWAY! All that was pretty humorous, and then came the whammy of the night..
KRISTY-JOE FINALLY LEAVES!!!
I thought the producers would make her stay on until the end of the season for dramatic reasons,
and the last few episodes ended with them trying to make you think he was sending her home.
So Bret asks her tonight if she wants to stay and she actually says no!
And Bret is apparently so distraught by this, because he actually for some reason liked her, he left the other girl hanging and called it a night.
HAH!
There was no preview of next weeks episode, but my guess is Meghan is goin' home.
I HEART BAD SHOWS.
-Blownaparte
It was fucking classic. I don't think I've ever seen such an amazing collection of dumb bitches in my life.
At least not since high school.
So I was naturally excited when they announced season 2 was coming..
Until I fucking saw it!
Terrible!
The episodes have been really boring and the girls are a real snore too.
Daisy's plastic surgery makes her look like Freddy Krueger and one of those supercool 90's skateboard Alien decals' lovechild.
Then there was the 2 old ladies (who were actually Bret's age - I'm surprised they made it that far!) (PS on that note-- in the first episode where Bret blatantly lies about his age. Awesome.) who were sooo fucking boring. And not so fun to look at.
And the girl who looked like a rat with the terrible overbite who wore the wig-hiding bandanas, just like Bret. YUCK!
But I kept watching, waiting for an awesome moment..
And along came last night's episode.. WOW!
I laughed pretty much the whole time,
The music videos the girls made were RIDICULOUS! But not any more ridiculous than the new Bret tunes they were for... WOW!
I didn't realize the really lame "let me be your rock of love" intro was more then an intro and an actual SONG!
Holy crap.
It's really insane what people think is good. Because that definitely wasn't.
And all the girls breaking down crying on the steps were pretty funny too.
ANYWAY! All that was pretty humorous, and then came the whammy of the night..
KRISTY-JOE FINALLY LEAVES!!!
I thought the producers would make her stay on until the end of the season for dramatic reasons,
and the last few episodes ended with them trying to make you think he was sending her home.
So Bret asks her tonight if she wants to stay and she actually says no!
And Bret is apparently so distraught by this, because he actually for some reason liked her, he left the other girl hanging and called it a night.
HAH!
There was no preview of next weeks episode, but my guess is Meghan is goin' home.
I HEART BAD SHOWS.
-Blownaparte
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